Gotcha!

Tired of the same ole routine,

I scanned the Sunday want ads

and made an appointment to change.

The interview went fine.

got a call to come back

for a quick drug test next week.

So I picked a day to go in.

Just a quick momentary pause.

No need for a baby sitter right?

I'd just take him with me see,

and we could go to the show after.

There was a movie we wanted to see.

I checked in without a hitch.

The test was soon completed,

and we were ready to go, or so I thought.

Until, I was asked to see the Director

for just a moment before I left.

I had time, no problem, so I went.

She just wanted to meet me she said.

"And who is this?" she asked my little man,

who instantly reached out, and made a grab.

Right between her legs, announcing

"Gotcha by the penis" very loud.

" Not there you didn't" the lady said.

Laughing and telling me "Don't worry"

He's been learning proper names for body parts,

I explained, not knowing it would lead to this.

She offered me the job, and named a salary,

I told her I'd give her a call by Friday

and escaped a moment most embarrassing.

Needless to say I did not call on Friday

and did not take their follow up calls.

I was too embarrassed to take the job.

Thank God for caller ID.

© 2009 Tamera Dobbins   

True Mom Life Moment